I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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