I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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