You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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