Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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