Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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