belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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