butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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