I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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