im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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