no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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