its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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