I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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