I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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