Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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