What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Randomize