Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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