haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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