Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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