Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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