Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The air taste purple.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
