after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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