Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
His hands were made for my vagina.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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