i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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