Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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