Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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