Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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