Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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