you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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