grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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