My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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