bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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