couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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