This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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