Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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