I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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