Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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