Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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