therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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