Sry I called you an 8
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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