I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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