Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think your dad took our porno
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
