I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
