Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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