big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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