I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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