It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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