Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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