That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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