if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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