That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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