Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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