i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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