I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
