You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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