The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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