idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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