my phone needs a breathalizer
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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